HUDS does NOT put laxatives in their food!

Several weeks ago I asked HUDS exec. director Ted Mayer if there were laxatives in the food served in the dining hall. He responded that this was absolutely false. Mayer also indicates this fact is published on snopes. The information is there, hidden in an article about Tim Horton's coffee. Unfortunately, one of my former Professors is going to have to explain his outrageous behavior after a student-faculty dinner... blaming it on the laxes in the food just isn't going to cut it anymore :)